The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? "
"The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"
"You dumber than anyone I know. It means someone stole the tent.
2007-09-30 08:35:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLOLOL-- that was great!!
2007-09-30 09:01:48 · answer #1 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nope, the Lone Ranger may well be a small corporation with basically one worker below the owner, so Obamacare would not effect him, nonetheless below the Republican artwork plan Tonto may well be estimated to artwork greater hours for the comparable volume of pay.
2016-11-06 20:56:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
* The Lone Ranger was going for the long shot when a short one would have done it^
2007-09-30 09:14:57 · answer #3 · answered by Me 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That Tonto gets right to the bottom line!
2007-10-06 12:29:51 · answer #4 · answered by alreadyenuff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughed for the first time today my faithful Indian friend.
2007-09-30 09:08:55 · answer #5 · answered by Woodman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another good joke. Thanks for the laugh. The Lone Ranger was one of my heroes when I was a kid.
2007-09-30 14:09:23 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've seen this one before, so I'll just take it to the dump to the dump to the dump dump dump! ;)
2007-09-30 10:13:16 · answer #7 · answered by Mike M. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, so true. A beautiful illustration in how we tend to over-think things, when they are, indeed very simple. Thanks for the laugh!
2007-09-30 09:06:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have a feeling I've heard something similar before....I like it!
2007-09-30 09:03:51 · answer #9 · answered by hello world 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-10-01 17:11:16 · answer #10 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋