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There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing adultery. One Sunday, from the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"

Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen." This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age.

About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the Mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The priest said, "You have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come to the
confessional, they keep talking about having 'fallen.'"

The Mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about! Your wife fell three times this week.

2007-09-30 08:30:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

lmao i can't wait to tell this one to my friends! so funny! have a star!

2007-09-30 09:07:08 · answer #1 · answered by Honey 2 · 1 0

A True Story

When a new building had to be constructed on Vatican grounds the architect was obliged to clear the proposed plans with Pope John XXIII. The Pope returned the blueprints with three latin words scrawled upon the margin of top sheet,
"Non sumus angeli", which baffled the reader. Nor was the
staff and friends of architec of any assistance. This matter
recieved wider attention as Vatican officials dithered before
asking their Pope for more explanation. As the plans went
hand to hand in 'passing the buck' at Vatican a minor clerk looking through the blueprints was first to see "We are not angels", as Pope denoted, refered to the fact that this new building lacked any toilets or urinals.

2007-10-06 19:26:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I must have fallen too so God help me fix the pavement pls hahahahaha.

2007-10-05 03:01:02 · answer #3 · answered by witch2order 5 · 0 0

Another good joke and thanks for the laugh!

2007-09-30 15:51:26 · answer #4 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0 0

hahaha.........i like it

2007-10-02 00:05:04 · answer #5 · answered by riti 5 · 0 0

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-09-30 16:24:07 · answer #6 · answered by renaeshauna 4 · 0 0

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