There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”
2007-09-30 08:04:39 · 12 answers · asked by BEN S 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
plz star me if it is any good
2007-09-30 08:05:04 · update #1
A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
2007-09-30 08:10:44 · answer #1 · answered by Edward H 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A blonde, brunette, and a red head were standing on the edge of the pool ready for the 100 yead breast stroke race.... The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and began swimming. A few minutes the brunette finished and jumped out of the water. Then the red head. About twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged. They awarded the gold to the brunette, the silver to the red head and the bronze to the blonde. As they placed the metal around her neck the blonde wispered " I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think the other two used their arms"
2016-05-17 10:54:31 · answer #2 · answered by phoebe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny, i got 1 4 u, what did the blondes right leg say to her left leg, nothing they've never met
2007-09-30 08:11:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey I finally get it after I read it like two times already!
ROCK ON DUDETTE
2007-09-30 08:16:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well funny!
2007-09-30 11:23:16 · answer #5 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-09-30 08:26:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is very cute
2007-09-30 08:13:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO !! yeah that was funny
2007-09-30 08:19:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha-Ha!! I stared you!
2007-09-30 08:10:01 · answer #9 · answered by **kayraa(: 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OHHHH thats ironic....
2007-09-30 08:09:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋