I heard about a bible about 2 years ago that was written in slang for people in the hood to understand. It looks sort of like this:
The Ten Commandments
1. I beez God. Don' beez dissin me wit otha godz.
2. Don' beez makin no hood ornaments like nothin in my crib, anythang upstayrs, orr anythang anywherz elz.
3. Don' beez usin my name 'n a wack way - homey don' play dat.
4. Y'all betta be keepin da sabbathh.
5. Don' dis ya mama ... an if ya know whoz ya daddy beez, don' dis him neither.
6. Don' cap ya bros.
7. Don' cheat on ya babies' mama.
8. Don' be liftin no goods.
9. Don' be lyin an' snitchin on ya homies.
10. Don' be eyein' ya homie's crib, ride, or nothin
2007-09-30 08:00:11 · 10 answers · asked by kittee_got_clawz 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That is the dumbest thing that I have ever seen. It is totally racist and completely insulting.
2007-09-30 08:03:19 · answer #1 · answered by Blue girl in a red state 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Messiah Y'shua could have examine the Scriptures in Hebrew from the Torah Scrolls interior the Temple or synagogues. in simple terms the wealthy ought to have the money for their very own reproduction of the Torah because it used various ink & sheep epidermis or parchment. there became a greek translation of the Torah, yet I doubt He could have examine that. Ptolemy II Phildelphus had the Greek LXX Scriptures translated in 270BC by way of 70 jewish pupils in Alexandria. The Septuagent.
2016-10-20 09:30:08 · answer #2 · answered by borgmeyer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would assume this was a joke. I can't imagine anyone doing the whole bible like that.
2007-09-30 08:06:34 · answer #3 · answered by injanier 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah,Ah, you are so funny, you would make a really fine "REDRIDINGHOOD", girl. Would you care if i played the BiGBaDWolF, along with you,baby??
2007-09-30 08:06:50 · answer #4 · answered by Romulus P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to pray for you because what you just did was uncalled for.
2007-09-30 08:05:58 · answer #5 · answered by R B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I feel very sad for humanity.
2007-09-30 08:08:08 · answer #6 · answered by Red 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
On the contrary. That is hilarious!
Check Urban Dictionary.
2007-09-30 08:05:21 · answer #7 · answered by CELTS! 5 · 0⤊ 4⤋
I hereby commend you to make a Funky New Translation
of the WORD UP Word!
2007-09-30 08:05:09 · answer #8 · answered by THE NEXT LEVEL 5 · 0⤊ 4⤋
I love you--really, because I am you and you are me.
2007-09-30 08:04:43 · answer #9 · answered by Starte Christ 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋
OK...that is funny.
2007-09-30 08:05:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋