my cousin was attempting a new sport that he had never played before and was told that he sucked at it real bad, he didn't take it to heart but he wants to know some good comeback to say when someone mentions that he sucks at it. Any of you got comebacks to say when people tell you that you suck at something, don't say the usual "just ignore them" he's looking for good strong comebacks to say, something funny or that will make them shut up
2007-09-30 06:45:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
"Well if you say so, after all you are the expert on suck."
2007-09-30 07:19:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
As far as sportsmanship is concerned, its pretty usual for players, teammates, coaches, selectors, instructors to sledge. (Sledging: abusing eg; Why do you not run quick, did they do anal on you, last night?)
Yes, you use a witty comeback. But the best way to prove it is, tremendous training, and improvement in the game which comes with practice.
Good luck to him. :)
2007-09-30 13:59:27 · answer #2 · answered by The Monk 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
say,
"well of course I suck at this, I am good at so many other things that I have allow myself to suck at something."
"(laugh and say)... yeah I do suck at this. You picked the one thing that I don't do perfectly, congratulations!"
"i may suck, but you smell like and old guys sweaty underwear."....lol
2007-09-30 13:53:07 · answer #3 · answered by pink 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"at least I'm not afraid to try."
"if we don't find out what we suck at, we don't appreciate what we're good at."
"at least I didn't kill anyone - this time."
"I did it so you can feel better about how you do."
"the other team pays me well."
"I made you forget about your own problems, didn't I?"
"well, I have to be bad at something. It's only fair to the rest of you."
2007-09-30 13:53:25 · answer #4 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
and you dont?
At least I tried?
Im not afraid to try?
you should know?
This is coming from an expert?
Your momma knows what I suck at
2007-09-30 13:55:31 · answer #5 · answered by Bill P 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"yeah, well you swallow. ooooooooooooooooooooh"
haha. that ones always funny.
or you could always take the easy way:
your MOM!
haha. im glad he's not taking it to heart. it shows he's an awesome sport.
2007-09-30 13:54:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I usually say "Do you mean that in a good way" and give them a dirty grin.
2007-09-30 13:52:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i dont suck but i can put it to suction machine
2007-09-30 14:22:31 · answer #8 · answered by jenny 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No shi t, it's the first time I ever tried it.
2007-09-30 16:34:19 · answer #9 · answered by Jim J 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i usually sarcastically say...
Oh, thanks. *gives fake smile*
haha
or say
Why thank you *give fake smile again*
lol thats always funny and then they end up shuttin up.
2007-09-30 19:37:35 · answer #10 · answered by CutesyGirl<3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋