If you could speak to God in an interview-What questions would you want answered and why?-Serious answers only please. God Bless!
2007-09-30 06:34:28 · 10 answers · asked by cookiemonster 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God would tell us only those thing that's required for our salvation. Which already have been told to us in Quran.. Read Quran you will answer for all relevent questions
2007-09-30 06:42:48 · answer #1 · answered by Happily Happy 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
1. In the animal kingdom, do animals make fun of funny looking humans behind their back?
2. Why is it so difficult at times, to be good all the time?
3. Why do you allow Innocent children to have such lousy parents?
4. Why do you allow newborn babies to die?
5. Why do apes resemble us so much?
6. Was your son a moderate wine drinker? like meals only?
7. Top 5 favorite prayers you really answered ? Who were they? And Why?
8. How many real prayers do you get a day, and how many grasp for straws prayers per day?
9. Did judas really betray your son?
10. The real inside scoop on " The morning light" " Lucifer"
Satan to us. What really happened?
11. Your angels have killed many many of your children thru out time, are they like our "Hitmen" . Do they like doing this ?
12. What's moses doing these days?
13. Which religions are closest to your teaching, and which ones scare even you?
14. Will I really get to see my baby sister again? Why did you take my 8 month old baby sister from us ?
2007-09-30 14:08:10 · answer #2 · answered by Jennifer W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: How did you get to be such a tight-***?
A: Well, it all started when I was in college. The peer pressure was so much that I became a nerd and studied really hard.That's how I became their boss.
Q: So you're a nerd. Do you send nerds to hell, even though most nerds are atheist or agnostic?
A: Of course. They must be tortured for all of eternity, because I have such a low-self esteem.
2007-09-30 13:44:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Will he answer any question I ask him? Is he bound to tell the truth? Whoa, wait, of course he is! He's God, he doesn't lie.
Awesome.
How do I become God, and replace you?
*I do that*
My first commandment. I'm never taking interviews.
2007-09-30 13:40:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why has he been so patient with mankind--by allowing us to err and taking due time to let us see our mistakes before taking action--i know he has great love for us but how do you continue to have such patience with everyone while you wait for us to turn back to you and serve you fully?
2007-09-30 13:38:54 · answer #5 · answered by Ayden's Mommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
which stripe came first on the Zebra? why he created the world? what people do is hell?
2007-09-30 13:39:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd read him his rights then arrest him for crimes against humanity. I'd then whisper, I hope they throw away the key you vicious s.o.b.
2007-09-30 13:41:04 · answer #7 · answered by Leviathan 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i'd ask him why some people get to live longer than others..
2007-09-30 13:40:13 · answer #8 · answered by Noelle 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why are there so many ignorant hate harboring warmongers?
2007-09-30 13:38:17 · answer #9 · answered by Infamous Twit 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I favor Larry King of CNN answer. "Why? and please elaborate."
2007-09-30 13:37:31 · answer #10 · answered by grnlow 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋