2007-09-30 04:40:03 · 13 answers · asked by Ask Donna 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus is a pascifist.
Satan isn't much for fighting face to face.
Get Yahweh in the ring and it's comedy gold.
2007-09-30 04:46:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Since Jesus, as God, is omnipotent, and the devil is not, I'd put my money on Him. Jesus could, like, create this giant folding chair bigger than the whole universe and crash it onto Satan's head, then get him in a 1/2nelson and hold him down for the count.
2007-09-30 11:45:43 · answer #2 · answered by Acorn 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
There has already been a smackdown. Jesus won....hands down.
Get with the program, dude.
2007-09-30 11:48:57 · answer #3 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe we'll find out soon.
Iran is on the verge of bombing Israel, and the U.S. on Iran.
Bible prophecy is clear that the last great battle will be in Israel, and the Devil, Antichrist and False Prophet will be defeated.
2007-09-30 11:52:30 · answer #4 · answered by zeal4him 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
jesus hs got a weakness, long hair ,,,,, I think satan will really drag him around, the problem here is ,,,,
jesus will be tempted to heal up satan every time he goes down , so satan will again beat a crap out of him every time........
2007-09-30 11:44:50 · answer #5 · answered by mega_mover 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Who is the judge for the match?
2007-09-30 11:49:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We will see when the time comes, won't we?
Christ will be laying the "smack-down" on satan.
Remember, this is predicted in the Bible.
And, Christ is the victor.
2007-09-30 11:49:22 · answer #7 · answered by Me 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Already happened! Satan was long ago thrown down.
2007-09-30 11:46:50 · answer #8 · answered by Premaholic 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
The advertisers would win.
2007-09-30 11:48:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
good always wins in the end.
2007-09-30 20:55:24 · answer #10 · answered by danni s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋