Prominent creation scientist Em Adjineri has recently devised an alternative to the theory of thermodynamics, known as "Intelligent Heating." Intelligent Heating corrects some of the mistakes of thermodynamics, which is just a theory and therefore probably wrong.
For example, the first law of thermodynamics says that energy is conserved, but it doesn't say why. The first law of Intelligent Heating says that God is a conservationist, so he makes sure to conserve energy in all systems.
Intelligent Heating says that God created heat, and does with it what he wishes. The reason heat flows from hot objects to cold objects is because God wants all objects to feel his Divine Warmth. This is why the Zeroth law of thermodynamics is true.
Since Intelligent Heating explains things that can't be explained by the theory of Thermodynamics, shouldn't Intelligent Heating be taught in physics classes instead? After all, thermodynamics is just a theory!
2007-09-30 03:24:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
A theory with laws?
I need to go open my science books again...I thought laws were proven facts?
I can't believe I just tried to argue with Em Adjineri. She is a genius and now I feel shamed.
So sorry Dr. Adjineri.
I love you Earle.
2007-09-30 03:27:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Even teaching physics at all is anti-god!
All the rules you need to know are in ancient books; don't worry your pretty little head about the "laws" of the universe. Next thing you'll be telling us is the world is round!
2007-09-30 03:29:11 · answer #2 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you put this in book form, you'd make more money than Dembski or Behe.
Remember, there is no Law of Gravity, only Intelligent Falling off of roofs.
2007-09-30 03:27:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Only if intelligence could be discovered in the questioner.
What I am saying is why do you need to make an issue out of every crank individual to get an angle of discredit of God?
2007-09-30 03:27:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes. I also think Newtonian physics should be scrapped and the truth about gravity be told which is that its Gods, huge, invisible **** that's sat on you keeping down.
2007-09-30 03:34:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What about the second law? Does evolution violate it? Or does life represent and INCREASE in entropy?
2007-09-30 03:33:15 · answer #6 · answered by cato___ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure. Just do away with science altogether and have a class where you simply recite "Goddidit" for an hour a day. No sense in actually learning anything.
2007-09-30 03:26:59 · answer #7 · answered by sara_says_no 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Well creation and religion is also a theory also.
2007-09-30 03:30:15 · answer #8 · answered by Screwdriver 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A thermos keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold.
How does it know?
2007-09-30 04:25:45 · answer #9 · answered by novangelis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The laws of thermodymics are laws not theries. God created those laws.
There are no laws of evolution - it is a theory, and it is false, in fact the second law of thermodynamics proves that it is.
2007-09-30 03:27:57 · answer #10 · answered by unfit_commander 5 · 0⤊ 6⤋