Once there was a family who were given some venison by a friend. The wife cooked up the deer steaks, and served it to the husband and children. The husband thought it would be fun to have the children guess what it was they were eating.
"Is it beef?" The daughter Katie asked.
"Nope"
"Is it pork?" The son Willie asked.
"Nope"
"Heck, we don't know Dad", Willie exclaimed.
"I'll give you a clue," the Dad said, "It's what your Mum sometimes calls me."
"Spit it out," Willie cried to Katie, "We're eating ***hole".
2007-09-30
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