You are driving at speed.
on your left is a sheer drop,
on your right is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig, the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level, also travelling the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly, dangerous situation?
Get of the childrens merry go round, you drunken lout.
2007-09-30 02:03:28 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Had to think of that one before I saw the answer - Very Good
2007-09-30 03:45:44 · answer #1 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put your foot down very lightly on the break pedel to activate lights. The helicopter will immediately rise knowing you are about to slow down. Now break and pull in behind the fire engin.
2007-09-30 09:13:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id keep travelling at the same speed n hopefully the pig will get off at the next junction.
if thats not a valid answer then, GREAT QUESTION!
2007-09-30 09:11:09 · answer #3 · answered by My Idea Of Fun Is... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wake Up
2007-09-30 09:22:41 · answer #4 · answered by spinitup2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! thats a gd one but i have heard it before so i didnt even have to read all of it1 lol its still a gr8 one though!!! :D
2007-09-30 09:19:34 · answer #5 · answered by Jess S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good ha ha
2007-09-30 13:20:14 · answer #6 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really liked it
2007-09-30 09:19:49 · answer #7 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh!! nice one.
2007-09-30 09:07:51 · answer #8 · answered by Jackass 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
touche`
2007-09-30 09:10:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'll go out of my car and walk..
2007-09-30 09:31:39 · answer #10 · answered by bleeh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋