Good:Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad:You can't find your birth control pills. Ugly:Your daughter borrowed them.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly:You're in them
Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad:He's a cross-dresser.Ugly: He looks better than you
Good:Your son's finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. Ugly:So are you
Good:Giving the birds & bees talk to your daughter.Bad:She keeps interrupting. Ugly:With corrections
Good:Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer
Good:The postman's early. Bad:He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47. Ugly:You gave him nothing for Christmas
Good:Your daughter got a new job. Bad:As a hooker
Ugly : Your coworkers are her best clients. Way ugly : She makes more money than you do.
Good:You're son is dating someone new. Bad:It's another man. Ugly:He's your best friend.
2007-09-30 01:26:27 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
some are great...keep 'em comin'
2007-09-30 22:11:17 · answer #1 · answered by Viva Life 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The last 2 are the best!
2007-09-30 10:08:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it very funny !
2007-09-30 08:50:15 · answer #3 · answered by johnnybegood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loL very funny get a star!
2007-09-30 10:48:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
funny! *
2007-09-30 09:21:21 · answer #5 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋