to answer an advertisement for a handymans position. The interview went like this :-
Houseowner : Are you good at gardening?
Irishman : No Sir, I'm totally useless at it.
Houseowner : What about painting and decorating?
Irishman : No Sir, I'm totally useless at it.
Houseowner : Well, I assume you can drive?
Irishman : No Sir, I've never driven in my life.
Houseowner : Well, what about plumbing or electrical work?
Irishman : No Sir, I'm totally useless at it.
Houseowner : So, you can't drive or do the gardening, you can't do plumbing or electrics, and you can't do painting and decorating! So what makes you think you're so handy?
Irishman : Well Sir, I only live round the corner!
2007-09-30 01:24:32 · 3 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heheehee..haahhaaaa!
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING IRISH
1. Guinness
2. 18 children because you can't use contraceptives
3. You can get into a fight just by marching down someone's road
4. Pubs never close
5. Can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in the second Vatican Council of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend that you can't have sex with a condom on
6. No one can ever remember the night before
7. Kill people you don't agree with
8. Stew
9. More Guinness
2007-09-30 01:31:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Nice one.
2007-09-30 01:49:45 · answer #2 · answered by hello world 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol.
2007-09-30 02:21:56 · answer #3 · answered by Widgi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋