everyone is welcome, it is just an easy question for a sunday morning.
2007-09-30 00:37:05 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hey Silver it's good to be back.
First of all I would ask him to proof his powers.
And then I would ask why does he allow
such cruelty and hatred in the world.
Why won't he stop it?
2007-09-30 00:45:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
(Looks at watch)
Aren't you a wee bit late, mate? The Jehovahs were expecting you a century ago, I think, not to mention several times after that ...
Ok, not a major problem ... hey, I've got a slab of beer in the fridge ... fancy watching the footy match, mate?
2007-09-30 01:05:38 · answer #2 · answered by Spiderman 4 Ⓥ 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
My first question would be "If you want people to believe in you, then why not give us some honest proof of your existance?", then my second question would be "What was your point with that whole Sumatran earthquake thingy--was that just your idea of a REALLY sick joke--I mean what's up with that??!"
2007-09-30 03:00:28 · answer #3 · answered by starkneckid 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Do you approve of what's been done in your name over the last 2000 years?
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2007-09-30 00:44:28 · answer #4 · answered by Rai A 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
I think I would begin with ~ how incredibly convenient for you to show up now...I would ask him/her why the hell they watched all these painful occurences in my life and didn't think they needed to appear to me then...
2007-09-30 01:02:20 · answer #5 · answered by pr0tegemoi 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would ask if he were hungry or would like to sit down and talk as any hostess would.
2007-09-30 02:32:34 · answer #6 · answered by Sal D 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'd ask how he got into the house and how quickly he thought he could get back out.
2007-09-30 00:41:53 · answer #7 · answered by Jack P 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
What kept you? You just missed the Disciples by a minute or two...
2007-09-30 01:09:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Why can't we live our life like you, at peace and harmony. You live your life up there with angels and fluffy cotton wool clouds and you give us the Taliban, suicide bombers and complete effing lunatics. Get it sorted God, and QUICK ABOUT IT!
2007-09-30 00:43:26 · answer #9 · answered by Mr Em Dee 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I don't think I would be able to talk. I would feel like the little kid that was about to be punished. I would stand there with my head down in shame knowing that I should be punished but hope it doesn't hurt to much. I would not feel worthy of asking a question.
2007-09-30 00:45:28 · answer #10 · answered by Allan C 6 · 2⤊ 5⤋