A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings.
"Mommy," said the little boy, "what are all those ladies doing?"
"They're waiting for their husbands to get off of work," she replied.
The cabbie turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? Their hookers. They have sex with men for money."
The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true, mommy?" His mother, glaring at the cabbie, answers in the affirmative.
After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mommy what happens to the babies those ladies have?"
"They mostly become cab drivers," she replied.
2007-09-29 22:00:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Looks like the little boy wasn't the only one to learn a lesson here!
Thanks for posting another great one! Have another sparkle, from me.
2007-09-30 07:44:43 · answer #1 · answered by ✿Donna❀ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-20 04:04:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh My!! bet the cabby never saw that one coming. That was really funny!!!!!!!!!
2007-09-29 22:18:10 · answer #3 · answered by mizbehavingirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tat otta teach the fool to keep his mouth shut
2007-10-01 00:30:12 · answer #4 · answered by unknown_soul1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard this before. Tell us more.
2007-09-30 09:49:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-09-30 04:15:30 · answer #6 · answered by Steve F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA
mum insults are the bestest =]
2007-09-29 22:49:27 · answer #7 · answered by love.nikita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke. Unlike many other jokes in this section, never heard this one before. Thanks funny blokes.
2007-09-30 01:18:07 · answer #8 · answered by Nader Ali 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!! Nice come back. I love it.
2007-09-29 22:04:13 · answer #9 · answered by Jen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol.
1 point for the mother.0 points for the cabbie.
That was sooooo funny, and thanks for posting.
2007-09-29 23:11:48 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋