A married couple is lying in bed one night.
The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.
As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special bits.
He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.
The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, gets up and starts stripping in front of him.
The husband is confused and asks, Why are you taking off your clothes?
His wife replies, You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay.
The husband says, No, not at all.
His wife asks angrily, Well, what the hell were you doing then?
I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.
2007-09-29 20:36:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good Heavens!!! That was great naughty fun! Thanks for sharing this really funny joke with us! Truly, I could not see that ending coming! Pardon the pun! LOL!
2007-09-30 07:53:48 · answer #1 · answered by ✿Donna❀ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the same husband that didn't know how to help with the housework? He ought to jump on the chance to get laid.
2007-09-29 20:39:38 · answer #2 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty but funny.
2007-09-29 20:39:11 · answer #3 · answered by joe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious. That makes me think of my husband and something he would do like that. Tell me more.
2007-09-29 20:46:11 · answer #4 · answered by Nicety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty and yet very funny.
Thanks for sharing.
2007-09-30 20:39:12 · answer #5 · answered by Nader Ali 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats very funny!!
2007-09-29 20:52:00 · answer #6 · answered by laugh_alot_lady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny and wrong
2007-09-29 20:44:30 · answer #7 · answered by andy p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
ew thats gross
2007-09-30 01:00:44 · answer #8 · answered by MyChemicalRomance 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is joke no it's true
2007-09-29 20:45:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-29 23:32:54 · answer #10 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋