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Mormons, please lighten up. If you can't laugh, please don't cry.

2007-09-29 19:59:32 · 16 answers · asked by Prof Fruitcake 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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LOL! Its ok that you dont wear our kind of under wear your not making any kind of sin

2007-10-01 11:58:58 · answer #1 · answered by ♪♥ ♥♪ 3 · 0 0

With modern styles being what they are - young women showing bra straps, low rider pants revealing clothing long thought private, and see through fabrics. And young men wearing pants down around their knees, showing off their shorts - one does expect to find patterns and colors and designs that would serve no purpose if kept private as it used to be. And that is what we see. So, maybe your underwear is sinful if you expose it to the world.

Er, that was a joke.

2007-10-01 18:48:01 · answer #2 · answered by Doctor 7 · 1 0

Only if you wear boxer briefs and a white undershirt, since these are "wannabe" Temple Garments. All other underwear, if it doesn't look like the real thing, isn't a sin. It's simply heathen.

In their theology, it's not your fault, since you haven't had the chance to join their church yet.

2007-10-01 13:10:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm not laughing but I'm not crying either. What you say just doesn't really make sense. Just because something isn't sacred, doesn't make it a sin. Are bananas sacred? So if I eat one, is it a sin?

2007-09-30 03:05:01 · answer #4 · answered by gumby 7 · 0 0

Yeah I am pretty sure they will laugh if it was funny. I am not a Mormon but I found your joke a sad attempt at humor.

2007-09-30 15:50:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'm glad you wear underwear. Just make sure it's clean, in case you get into an accident and have to go to te emergency room.

2007-09-30 07:11:36 · answer #6 · answered by mormon_4_jesus 7 · 3 0

Hey it let me answer, last time it said I hit my limit.

If I thought you were trying to tell a joke but really had respect for mormons I would laugh

but since I think you are trying your hardest to make fun of mormons and have zero respect for my beliefs there is no reason to laugh

2007-09-30 03:04:25 · answer #7 · answered by cadisneygirl 7 · 3 2

I am not mormon or religious.But let me tell you what happened to me........I went in my room.I said Jesus I am a sinner.Forgive my sins.Come into my heart Jesus, and I received Peace and love like I never believe existed.I said It's Jesus He saved me.It had nothing to do with religion

2007-09-30 03:04:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

No Mormons go commando.

2007-09-30 03:02:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

dude, the internet is more "sinful" than underwear!

2007-09-30 03:04:11 · answer #10 · answered by Brock T 2 · 0 0

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