A woman awakens during the night to find her husband was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of the night?".
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes, I do" she replies.
The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?".
"Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or i'll send you to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that too" she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said,
"I would have gotten out today."
2007-09-29 18:12:35 · 7 answers · asked by secretrainbow89 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A star for you, that's too funny!
2007-09-29 23:38:57 · answer #1 · answered by Fallen&Broken 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
indeed this one is funny.
thanks for sharing
very funny
2007-09-29 19:19:04 · answer #2 · answered by ♥SpIcE uP♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man that sucks-i mean for the couple not the joke.
2007-09-29 18:31:57 · answer #3 · answered by UR funee but looks arent evrythg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny
2007-09-29 23:44:33 · answer #4 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha!!! that's a funny one! here's a star!!
2007-09-29 18:19:15 · answer #5 · answered by rikku069 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
im so going to have to use this one
2007-09-29 18:24:00 · answer #6 · answered by bee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHHAH THAT WAS F-U-N-N-Y!!! u rock... keep em comin
2007-09-29 18:19:05 · answer #7 · answered by krazed_skater 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋