I'm tired of life, I wanna ride unicorns and play with Jesus in heaven.
2007-09-29 17:32:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
no. marry first and then you can have sex..
2007-09-29 17:36:54 · answer #1 · answered by singularity 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No you have a lot to learn yet. For one thing you won't go to heaven and there are no unicorns, because God didn't make any.
If you are saved you will live on the new Earth, not in heaven. You see you do need to learn a lot more. You can start by reading the bible. Get your self a New Living translation of the Holy Bible and read it yourself it is written in plain modern English.
2007-09-30 00:45:20 · answer #2 · answered by Sweet Suzy 777! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be a moot point, You would have learned nothing.
.....and IF you commit suicide, you WILL go to Hell and will not be able to ride the unicorns and play with Jesus.
2007-09-30 00:38:04 · answer #3 · answered by grumpyfiend 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are losing yourself, find back yourself by asking God from the deepest of your heart to help you to fix your problem. Keep do that until you could feel the presence of God. Lets God guide you the way to heaven by working hard in this world to strengthen your believe.
2007-09-30 00:52:23 · answer #4 · answered by mad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
..... I am sorry, but unless you want to gamble on blowing your brains out... there is no shortcut. You are stuck here with the rest of us.
PS: Suicide is a mortal sin so... thats not the way to get to Jesus
2007-09-30 00:52:15 · answer #5 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please speak with someone you can trust, or call your local distress center. Suicide is NOT the answer.
No matter how much you may feel that you are in pain, there really is NO problem that is worth dying over.
Please seek help right away.
2007-09-30 00:38:09 · answer #6 · answered by D6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somehow I doubt you will.
You need to wake up and repent of your sins and see all that you could do for Jesus.
Moping and complaining ain't good doing much.
2007-09-30 00:41:40 · answer #7 · answered by K in Him 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus has jobs to do. He's a busy guy. You will have to play with the other dead people up there.
2007-09-30 00:38:07 · answer #8 · answered by Sandra B 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jesus wants you for a sunbeam to shine for him on earth, or whatever.
2007-09-30 00:37:21 · answer #9 · answered by 2.71828182845904 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That kind of sounds like CandyLand.
2007-09-30 00:37:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
oxygen stealer
2007-09-30 00:36:39 · answer #11 · answered by Invisible_Flags 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋