i cannot believe so many stars even exist. i mean
personally i think all telescopes are bunch of toys taking fake pictures. there are only 5000 stars in universe and they're fixed to solid firmament as mentioned in Genesis.
solar system is a lie and earth is flat immobile circle.
please take bible literally or you are a fool. scientists should grow up too.
http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/
2007-09-29 17:22:18 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Pathetic.
2007-09-29 21:08:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I disagree with you, God made more stars than the writers of the Bible books knew about. Just because they didn't have telescopes doesn't mean there couldn't be more stars than they could discern in those days. Do you believe in bacteria? The Bible doesn't talk about bacteria. So are bacteria and viruses fakes too because of the fact there were no microscopes? You see, not all Christians think the Bible is the inerrant word of God, but instead they know and love God and Jesus through the action of being baptized with the Holy Spirit in the living way; they believe that the Bible was written by humans who were inspired by God. Believe me, the stars are real. You can count more than 5000 yourself with your naked eyes on a good night in the mountains away from the city lights... you can
2007-09-30 00:28:44 · answer #2 · answered by Holly Carmichael 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I know what your talking about. These people think the wrold spins ha! You and I, We know its different don't we. We know the wrold is flat and God turn off the lights every night for us, did you say your prayer before bedie bye by the way?
Yesterday superman man told me that he thinks Robin is gay,
something strange about the Bat too He says. Giving the kid a job is one thing but, live with the guy too? Come on Bruce fess up buddy. He ain't so crazy about always tinggleing you neighborhood spiderman either. Besides where the hell would the water go right? Billions and billions of stars who are they trying to kid anyways Carl Segan was crazy if you ask me. You and I should heed the advice from our elders like elmer fudd, and a real nice guy name clark kent. People you are blinded THE WORLD IS FLAT I tell you, I sware......
2007-09-30 01:02:32 · answer #3 · answered by Hydra 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you are testing out Poe's law:
Similar to Murphy's Law, Poe's Law concerns internet debates, particularly regarding religion or politics.
"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
In other words, No matter how bizzare, outrageous, or just plain idiotic a parody of a Fundamentalist may seem, there will always be someone who cannot tell that it is a parody, having seen similar REAL ideas from real religious/political Fundamentalists.
Shall watch and see if you get any biters.
2007-09-30 00:38:01 · answer #4 · answered by davster 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Har Har Har!
Have ye seen the Great White Whale?
Shiver me Timbers, Har Har Har.
(Oh Brother!)
2007-09-30 00:34:13 · answer #5 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha.... thank you for bringing such humour to my day!
no wonder the world is in such decay, someone left the asylum gates unlocked....
just gotta go check on my unicorn now, he and the griffin haven't been getting along too well lately, but I think the fairies at the end of the garden have something to do with that!
2007-09-30 00:29:36 · answer #6 · answered by wotzthepoint? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you using live bait, or spoon lures? Best suggestion is to slow the boat down a tad if you want to hook the really big ones.
2007-09-30 00:35:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
don't worry honey a version of the bible will be coming out soon, it will account for all this new information. I mean god the church can't loose a star pupil like you.
2007-09-30 00:30:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
None of it's "allegory" is real, nor to be taken literal.
Think of it as the ultimate matrix to navigate through.
Only what began can end. Law began... mortal
Grace has neither beginning nor end...immortal
When the shew is ended as written, then none perish.
The GRACE of our Lord Jesus Christ with you all. Amen.
2007-09-30 00:51:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Then I suggest you go and get yourself a telescope and see for yourself, little girl.
2007-09-30 00:26:50 · answer #10 · answered by Snark 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋