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Unfortunatly, this joke will not fit in 1000 characters so I will need to tell it in two parts:

Part One:

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy cold winter. They both had jobs, and had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address and sent the e-mail without noticing his error.

2007-09-29 17:13:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

In the mean time:
In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been "called home to glory" following a heart attack (died and gone to report in heaven). The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from family and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I've arrived!

I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

2007-09-29 17:14:02 · update #1

oh sorry if i didn't put

Part Two:
on the additonal details, but ya I already did the second part.

2007-09-30 09:08:49 · update #2

9 answers

Oh, thank you. I've had a really tough day, but this helped alot.

How would you like to be that wife?(Oooh, wouldn't you just dread the next day?)

2007-09-30 13:11:40 · answer #1 · answered by missmerry 4 · 0 0

Here's a star. Whyizzit clean jokes are the funniest?

2007-09-29 17:31:22 · answer #2 · answered by Just Tink 6 · 1 0

I've heard that one a million times and I still laugh.

2007-09-29 17:24:02 · answer #3 · answered by beanhead1972((14HIM)) 6 · 0 0

Thanks for the joke. Star. I am ready for the second part.
I live in Mexico and I don't understand their jokes 99% of the time. Sure is hot down here! lol

2007-09-30 03:07:57 · answer #4 · answered by canron4peace 6 · 1 0

LMAO! Hilarious!

2007-09-29 17:57:57 · answer #5 · answered by Pat's Angel 4 · 0 0

Ahaha,that was great.Best I've heard all day =)

2007-09-29 17:21:47 · answer #6 · answered by Lindsey 3 · 0 0

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2016-11-06 19:57:41 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I like it and it made me laugh!

2007-09-29 17:21:49 · answer #8 · answered by natalieandmadisonsmom 4 · 0 0

this joke is really funny... thanks for the laugh

2007-09-29 17:18:37 · answer #9 · answered by Laura 2 · 0 0

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