whats a good yo mama joke?

Question

whats a good yo mama joke? i got some good ones too. i dont care what it has. the best gets best

Answer 1

-Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
-Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
-Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
-Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
-Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
-Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
-Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
-Yo mamas so fat she went swimming in the ocean and the whales started singing "we are family"
-Yo mamas so fat she went outside in a yellow jersey and people started yelling at her "Taxi, Taxi"
-Yo mamas so fat she sat on a 50c coin and the boat sank [you have to see the nz 50c coin, It has James Cook's boat on it..]
-Yo momma so ugly, when she looked in the
mirror, she even scared herself to death.
-Yo momma so fat, that there isn't enough cotton in all of Alabama to make her a pair of pants.
-Yo mama so fat when she got on a scale it said 2 be countinued..
-Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
-Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
-Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her
-Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction
-Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book
-Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family
-Yo mama's so ugly she looks like she got hit in the head with a bag of WTF?!
-Yo mamas so ugly she put the Boogie man outta business, -Yo mamas so ugly she made Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
-Yo mamas so ugly they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies
-Yo mamas so ugly when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
-Yo mams so ugly she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.

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Answer 2

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. Just a few examples, there's so many more :)

Answer 3

Yo mama sooooooo nasty, When she talked to me on the phone, I caught a ear infection.

Answer 4

yo mamas hair is so fake it says made in china on the back

Answer 5

My hubby made this one up.
Yo mama's so fat that she has to wear a ROPE BIKINI.....

Another one that's good is Yo mama's so fat that when it rains outside and she puts on her Red Poncho all the neighbor kids yell "HEY KOOL AID."

Answer 6

Yo momma so short she hang glides Doritos.

Yo momma's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.

Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo momma's so short, she does back flips under the bed.

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo momma so short, when she sits on the curb, she can swing her legs.

Yo momma so short, she models for trophies.

Yo momma so fat when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Yo momma so fat, I walked around her and got lost.

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras



Aha!

Answer 7

yo' mama's so short a mini skirt goes down to her ankles.
yo' mama's so short she plays handball against the curb.
yo' mama's so short she needs a stepladder to climb into a Pinto.

and so on...

Answer 8

Yo mama's so fat, she has her own zip code...

Yo mama's so fat, when she walks, it registers as a major earthquake on the Richter scale...

Answer 9

your mam is so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat people yell taxi your mama is so fat she has her own congressman your mama is so fat her beeper went off people thought she was backing up your mama is so short she has to look up to look down your mama is so fat you have to grease the door jamb and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through

Answer 10

yo mamma so stupid when she saw a yellow bus she yelled "stop that twinkie!!"

yo mamma so stupid she sold her car for gas money

yo mamas so fat she went swimming in the ocean and the whales started singing "we are family even though you're fatter than me"