Is it easier to try and find her, or have her declared missing and just get a new wife?
Before you jump all over me this is just me trying to be funny. Besides I always ask this question when I can't find my wife at Wal-Mart, or Target, or the mall.
2007-09-29 15:21:12 · 14 answers · asked by Wedge_Antilles_72 6 in Sports ➔ Auto Racing ➔ NASCAR
Get seperated? I intentionally hide and then slip away to the electronics and play nascar 2008 on the video game displays
2007-09-30 01:15:02 · answer #1 · answered by Thomas S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I get lost from my wife i usually just go grab a newspaper and go to the truck turn the A/C on and read the paper. She always shows up when she is done as well as I get caught up on all the bads things happening in the world.
2007-09-29 16:53:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok here's where i spend the most time at walmart maybe this will help you find your wife
health &beauty-bath stuff, shampoo, make-up, new perfume for hubby
stationary-picking out cards for stuff that's weeks away
houseware-honey we need new towels/sheets/dishes/coffeemaker
clothes
if she's not in any of those places try having her paged cause you will never find her just by looking around
or you could pretend to get lost in automotiveor hardware and make her look for YOU
good luck on your next shopping adventure
2007-09-29 16:06:07 · answer #3 · answered by grlwhlvsrcng 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your wife gets lost, Dont just stand there. Go find her and if that doesnt work, Tell security or an employee.
2007-09-29 18:09:38 · answer #4 · answered by Edwyn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your going to speak metaphorically in the NASCAR section, you should've said "racetrack" not "Walmart" But it is kinda funny that you just told everyone that you like to go to Walmart with your wife.
2007-09-29 16:08:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She finds me.I come out of the men's room and there she stands,"I found the cutiest nightie......."
Why buy it it'll only be on the floor in 10 minutes.
2007-09-29 16:47:26 · answer #6 · answered by blakree 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm maybe she got lost on purpse hoping yo uwould find a new wife and just give her her freedom...cuz every woman i know says if they had to do it all over again they wouldnt get married....funny isnt it....women always push for marriage yet men seem happier married than women....very weird.....
2007-09-29 15:24:18 · answer #7 · answered by TheBostonBuckeye 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I can tell you it is easier to find your wife as soon as she gets lost - remember she has your credit card.....
2007-09-29 15:39:07 · answer #8 · answered by Tina 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have her paged, I did that to my husband one time. Had them ask for little Jimmy ----- to come to the front of the store. We had a great chuckle.
2007-09-29 18:38:48 · answer #9 · answered by Granny 1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty lame but kinda funny. I personally try to loose my husband when we are shopping....LOL
2007-09-29 15:43:34 · answer #10 · answered by loco-mama 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋