I mean, seriously, NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!
2007-09-29 14:21:48 · 12 answers · asked by FORMER Atheist Now Praising FSM! 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-09-29 14:45:28 · update #1
deja vu duckphup
2007-09-29 15:09:09 · update #2
They too will feel the loving arms of Da Beast.
2007-09-29 14:25:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Perhaps, but the tricky part is to get the Spanish to restart the inquisition. Then there's the logistical concerns of transporting the world's 1.3 billion Moslems to Spain.
On second thought, no. It's too much work!
2007-10-04 19:23:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This conundrum can be resolved... quickly... easily... economically... once and for all.
My simple solution requires only that for one whole month, every newspaper in the free world devote its front page to offensive cartoons, ridiculing Allah (peace on him) and Mohammed (peace on him, too). By the end of that time, most of Islam will have self-destructed in a paroxysm of snits, hissy-fits and terminal apoplexy. WARNING: This will not be pretty... but the world will be a much better place for it.
My only regret in this is that I cannot think of a similarly uncomplicated, cost-effective and efficient stratagem for dismantling Christianity... but, oh well... one thing at a time. One only does what one can.
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2007-09-29 14:46:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Curing radical Islam with Radical Christianity. It's been tried. Nobody really was very happy with the results.
2007-09-29 14:24:20 · answer #4 · answered by displacedwolf 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I wasn't expecting you to mention the Spanish Inquisition...
Their chief weapons are surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise, an almost fanatical devotion to the pope and and nice red uniform...
2007-09-29 14:29:02 · answer #5 · answered by xx. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Radical Islam originates from the oval office and was originally designed to be used against communism.
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2007-09-29 14:25:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
No. But we can defeat radical Islam by surrendering Iraq to them, and pulling our troops out before we've beaten them. (Are you sensing my sarcasm?)
2007-09-29 14:25:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Our primary weapon is fear; and surprise are two weapons, fear and surprise, and a fanatical devotion to the pope are 3 weapons.........
By the way, I love your questions.
2007-09-29 14:28:14 · answer #8 · answered by Burns Baby Burns 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that you would be happier in the gossip section.
2007-10-07 04:10:14 · answer #9 · answered by smkeller 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe if we provided comfy chairs and tea...naaah.
2007-10-07 14:09:29 · answer #10 · answered by glaux_athena 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋