Okay, no joke, my priest told us a joke. He and the other priests from our parish live on a small ranch together and they had a rat problem, they were always around and all over the place being pests. they did not know what to do since they were all catholic priests and did not believe in killing the creatures.
Then finally one of them said "I got it, let's baptize them and then they will only come by a couple times a year!"
2007-09-29 14:11:48 · 10 answers · asked by Curly 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, but if they want to get rid of them for good they should confirm them, then they wouldn't come back at all.
2007-09-29 16:38:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-05 13:27:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The perfect answer to a big problem. But, I would baptize them for at least 4 minutes. Good one. TY!!
2007-09-29 16:02:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great, so rat infestation every Christmas and Easter!
2007-09-29 18:13:53 · answer #4 · answered by Ford 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
like it!
i'm Catholic and it is kinda true (i every week though)
just confirm them and they'll never be back!
lmao
2007-09-29 17:20:40 · answer #5 · answered by Vanessa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-29 14:21:07 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny yet so true for many catholics.
2007-09-29 14:17:12 · answer #7 · answered by vizsla girlie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-09-29 14:35:13 · answer #8 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!!
2007-09-29 19:09:05 · answer #9 · answered by steve.57343 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
idk.
2007-09-29 14:28:28 · answer #10 · answered by ¸.•*´`*♥ ♥Misty Owl♥ ♥*´`*•.¸ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋