Getting up in the night requires shoes, and a flashlight!
2007-09-29 13:31:05 · 8 answers · asked by ChuckDeucez 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you might be a red neck if...
your Christmas ornaments are made out of spent shot-gun shells
your wife has ever burnt out an electric razer
your 2 year old has more teeth then you
Your dog and your wallet are on the same chain.
Your have ever been on a date where your date farted and you claimed it
people think you are having a yard sell when you really aren't
you have more cars in your yard that don't run then you do that do run
your grandmother has does not even bother to remove the marbollo from her lips as she tells the cop to kiss her *ss
You have ever had s*x in a satellite dish
You have ever hit on someone in a VD clinic or a family reunion
2007-09-29 14:28:53 · answer #1 · answered by Honey 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it. If you're getting up at night to go outside, I think you do need shoes and a flashlight.
2007-09-29 20:34:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
you might be a redneck if:
Your bar tab has page numbers
2007-09-29 20:36:25 · answer #3 · answered by iM_wItH-sTuPiD 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The people on Jerry Springer's show
remind you of your neighbors.
2007-09-29 20:36:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you might be a redneck if
you looked at an orange juice carton for 3 hours cuz it said "concentrate"
2007-09-29 20:42:24 · answer #5 · answered by Albanian52 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-29 20:39:36 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you might be a red neck if your tackle box is a Wal-Mart bag.
2007-09-29 20:35:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-09-29 21:38:19 · answer #8 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋