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and their owner, a little old lady was very upset. A neighbour suggested she take them to a taxidermist to have them 'preserved'. So she did.
The taxidermist examined the both monkeys and after noting down a few things asked the old lady if she wanted them stuffed and mounted.
"No," she replied, "just holding hands"

2007-09-29 13:18:29 · 5 answers · asked by Kitty Katty 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Wow. Lol. Here's a joke for you:

There were thee three butt-ugly guys shipwrecked on an island. They found a lamp and rubbed it, and a magic genie came out and promised them each one wish.

The first ugly guy said "I wish I was as hot as Brad Pitt!" The genie waved his arms, and suddenly the guy was as hot as Brad Pitt.

The second ugly guy said, "I wish I was as hot as Johnny Depp!" And again, the genie waved his arms, and suddenly the guy was as hot as Johnny Depp.

Now, the third ugly guy was rolling around on the ground laughing his *** off. He said, "I wish the other two guys were ugly again!"

2007-09-29 13:30:37 · answer #1 · answered by Me 7 · 2 0

the different characters ought to what? die? how many others did you notice in Pirates 2 that died? no longer many. undergo in innovations the tip, and sorry i think of i could be ruining it for people who have not seen it yet......yet a undeniable somebody comes down the stairs after the Gypsy Witch says the group desires somebody who has been to the international's end...ie the otherside? it is colloquialism for somebody who has died and are available back. The monkey i will see the two stealing a coin from the Aztecs and restarting the curse on himself, using fact the monkey became nonetheless the coolest comparable monkey....or the monkey is tied with that specific somebody on the tip of the action picture. there's no clean answer in this because it became never addressed interior the action picture it became in simple terms a throw back from the 1st so as that the objective audience could wow over it. consistent with possibility they're going to clarify it interior the 0.33 flick.

2016-10-20 08:21:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-09-29 13:44:35 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Good one Kitty Katty, but Vicky Starr - ooh, that was some mean monkey! LOL!

2007-09-29 13:39:50 · answer #4 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0 0

ha ha ha funny

2007-09-29 23:09:27 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0 0

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