My daughter is growing up in the city. When I took her with me to the country to visit a friend, she asked them why they are living in the jungle. They still laugh about this every time I talk to them.
2007-09-29 13:03:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
pnb0307 is too hard to top. I pass.
2007-09-29 13:06:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I worked with kids last year, so i've got a lot. Some of which are sad, because they show how bad of an education these kids were getting. Anyway:
--Is Africa in Chicago? (he lived in chicago)
--Whales don't live in the city. They live in the suburbs.
--(when asked to list jungle animals...) lions, tigers, giraffes, meat eaters
I've definitely got more, but I can't think of them
2007-09-29 13:08:21 · answer #2 · answered by Sarah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When our niece was 3 she said when she died she didn't want to go to heaven, she wanted to come to our house.
When our son was 4 we had a huge family dinner at our house, everyone was there, as we were getting ready to sit down my son passed gas really loudly, I looked at him and asked "Now what do you say"? my 4 year old stood up raised his arms in the air in triumph and yelled TA DA! The rest of us hit the floor laughing!
Our 3 year old calls his "flatulence" Butt Burbs!
2007-09-29 13:11:27 · answer #3 · answered by ReBelle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My parents said when I was 4 we went to a charity event for underpriveleged children around Christmas time. There were lots of people there and a huge tree with tons of presents under the tree. My mom handed me our gift to place under the tree and I walked over and turned to her with a suspsicous look and said "Look at all these presents, how poor could they be?" My parents were mortified lol.
2007-09-29 13:11:23 · answer #4 · answered by dolce 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last week my son, 6, asked our rabbi, "Is G-d Jewish?"
My daughter at age 4 asked this woman in the grocery store, "So you're black aren't you?" The woman said "yeah..." my daughter said "How's that working out for you?"
My brother, at age 4-6 ish saw a woman with an amputated leg at the park and said "Where is your leg!?!" My mother, embarrassed tried to usher him off, but the woman, patiently started explaining how the leg was sick, so they had to remove it..."NO NO NO," my brother said..."WHERE is your LEG!?!"...he just wanted to know where the leg was!
2007-09-30 19:34:55 · answer #5 · answered by missbeans 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My aunt was around 3 and visiting some cousins who lived on a farm. She kept calling the chicken manure around the coop "chicken penure". My grandmother, thinking this was adorable for some reason, brought it up at the dinner table. "Rebecca, tell everyone what you saw in the yard with the chickens today."
"Chicken sh*t".
They told this story for like 30 years.
2007-09-29 13:30:21 · answer #6 · answered by Dose of Reality 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A friends grand daughter saw her grandma changing into her bathing suit and said "grandma you have a big chubby butt". This same child said to the same grandmother when they were asleep in the same bed when she woke her "grandma your making a scary sound".
2007-09-29 13:14:56 · answer #7 · answered by sideways 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we were going camping and as we got into farm land there were all these big round rolls of hay that were wrapped in white plastic in the fields. my 7 year old daughter asked us if they were rolls of toilet paper for the cows.
2007-09-29 13:10:18 · answer #8 · answered by Steven H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
**A 3 1/2yr old during potty training on the toilet..."Mom!!! It's not coming out!!!".
**Same 3 1/2 yr old, we had chicken for dinner and he was very curious about the bone. So we explained to him that he had them too...in his arm, leg, fingers....later that night while getting ready for bed he says, "Mom, sometimes my pee-pee has a bone too..."
---Everyday is a new adventure!!!!
2007-09-29 13:14:27 · answer #9 · answered by mickie 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
once when we took a math test they had the question. fine the value of x in bla blah blah
some kid circles the letter x and wrote " found it!"
2007-09-29 13:12:42 · answer #10 · answered by ? 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My friends little brother was in a store with her and he bumped to an African American woman.. he said.. "OO look! A chocolate lady!" .. sooooo humiliating!!!!!
I mean he was only like 3.. but still!!
2007-09-29 13:07:02 · answer #11 · answered by Kathryn S 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋