Two tigers are stalking through a jungle in Asia. Suddenly, the one to the rear reaches out with his tongue, and licks the posterior of the tiger in front of him.
The startled front tiger turns and says, "Cut it out."
The rear tiger apologises, and they continue. Another five minutes pass, and again the front tiger feels the unwanted tongue.
The front tiger turns, giving the rear tiger a ferocious glare, and angrily hisses, "What is it with you?"
The rear tiger replies, "I'm sorry. I really didn't mean to offend you but I just ate a lawyer and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth!"
2007-09-29 12:34:41 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
liked it like ur name better does it mean what i think it means
2007-09-30 23:33:16 · answer #1 · answered by richy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-09-30 03:15:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome joke! Enjoy the star.
2007-09-29 20:07:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont blame him cause I feel like doing the same,have a star.
2007-09-29 19:39:05 · answer #4 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star 4 ya lolololololol
2007-09-30 11:12:49 · answer #5 · answered by Moooo! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO Told by a Mistress of Mirth thank you
2007-09-29 21:02:35 · answer #6 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha V good have a star
2007-09-30 03:21:08 · answer #7 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-29 20:43:53 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good but whats a posterior it sounded as if he licked his ar$e
2007-09-30 02:47:43 · answer #9 · answered by john s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny hahahahaha
2007-09-29 19:38:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blood sucking layer derserved it!
2007-09-29 19:41:56 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋