A man, who is sentencd to life imprisonment, decided to dig a tunnel to escape. He works for many months on this tunnel and finally finishes it. He decides to break out during the day, figuring that the guards will not suspect this. As he breaks through the ground to the surface, he finds himself in a pre-school playground.
He is surprised, but he rejoices anyway, shouting, "I'm free, I'm free!"
At this a little girl approaches him, puts her hand on her hip, and says, "Big deal! I'm four!"
2007-09-29 12:31:12 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSUIAO That made me Howl thanks
2007-09-29 14:00:48 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OFS= Out Fckin Standing
2016-04-06 07:24:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it. One of a very few jokes posted on here that has raised a smile!
Well done.
2007-09-29 12:38:54 · answer #3 · answered by Rolsy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh, I've never used this word to descibe a joke but that joke is cute!
2007-09-29 12:35:18 · answer #4 · answered by Misshai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-29 14:28:17 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was so cute,see them kids always have something to say,have a star.
2007-09-29 12:36:03 · answer #6 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old one but still funny!
Thanks for the reminder!
2007-09-29 20:17:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it, Very funny hahahahahahahaha
2007-09-29 12:36:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awwwwwwwwwwwww!
So cute!
Took me a couple seconds to get that, but anyways...
Star!
2007-09-29 12:35:41 · answer #9 · answered by Khamani says R.I.P. Sean Taylor 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that was cute and fwuffy like a lil' bunny wabbit =)
2007-09-30 05:26:30 · answer #10 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one:) have a star!!
2007-09-29 14:16:35 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋