Two six year old little boys were attending religious school and giving the teachers problems. The teachers had tried everything to make them behave - time outs, notes home, missed recesses, but could do nothing with them. Finally the boys were sent to see the priest.
The first boy went in and sat down in a chair across the desk from the priest. The priest asked, "Do you know where God is?" The little boy just sat there.
The priest stood up and asked again, "Son, do you know where God is?" The little boy trembled but said nothing.
The priest leaned across the desk and again asked, "Do you know where God is?"
The little boy bolted out of the chair, ran past his friend in the waiting room, all the way home. He got in bed and pulled the covers up over his head. His friend had followed him home asked, "What happened in there?"
The boy replied, "God is missing and they think we did it!"
2007-09-29 10:58:41 · 11 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nancy,
That was great!!! It is appropriate for today being Sunday and all.
Excellent work!! We appreciate your efforts to bring a smile to our face, and out of control laughter:)
Here is a star for you:):)
Thanks so much:):)
Rags37:):)
2007-09-30 06:05:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny, but people will take the joke too seriously.
I am a believer myself and if you know something's there (in this case), then that's all you need to keep in mind.
I'll give you a star though. :o)
2007-09-29 18:06:54 · answer #2 · answered by Khamani says R.I.P. Sean Taylor 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny!
2007-09-29 18:41:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-29 20:48:23 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol nice 1
2007-09-29 18:37:43 · answer #5 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that sure made me smile .and i needed a smile .so thank you
2007-09-29 18:32:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha
nice
2007-09-29 18:10:58 · answer #7 · answered by misz.artistic♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha!
should have paid attention in church!
2007-09-29 18:13:11 · answer #8 · answered by julia❀✿ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol that's funny!!
2007-09-29 18:02:00 · answer #9 · answered by glitter glue 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute!!!
2007-09-30 15:45:24 · answer #10 · answered by livinlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋