your birthday month:
jan. I ate
feb.I melted
mar.I shot
apr.I killed
may.I attacked
june.I danced
jul.I drowned
aug.I smashed
sep.I stole
oct.I kissed
nov.I robbed
dec.I wrestled
the day of your birthday:
1.a dog
2.my grandma
3.a spoon
4.a bank
5.shoes
6.your car
7.your mom
8.a house
9.homer simpson
10.a crown
11.a dragon
12.3 queens
13.a zebra
14.a spicy jalapeño
15.a short guy
16.a fat lady
17.a book
18.a purple moose
19.a 10 foot chicken
20.elmo
21.a bald old man
22.the school
23.a clown
24.barney
25.the world
26.a penguin
27.a can of beer
28.tom cruise
29.a castle
30.my brain
31.your toothbrush
the color shirt you're wearing:
red:on the live tv
orange:at tiffany's
yellow:on the moon
green:at noon
blue: on a golf course
purple: with a street bum
white: while eating cookies
black:because i'm queen of the world!
pink:because the bunny said so
polka dots:cause i'm so sexy
stripes:cause i got got drunk
what did u get?
2007-09-29 10:28:59 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
mine is:
i shot barney with a street bum
lol
2007-09-29 10:30:19 · update #1
hey kj...
my name is AJ... so i cant do 3 letters..... oh well
2007-09-29 10:44:13 · update #2
I ate a zebra cause i'm so sexy
hahahahah!!!!!
xD
2007-09-29 11:16:08 · answer #1 · answered by julia❀✿ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I drowned a 10 foot chicken on the moon.Lol that was real fun,have a star.
My hubby's I attacked a bank on a golf course.
My friend's I attacked 3 queens because I'm queen of the world.
2007-09-29 10:57:59 · answer #2 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I got drunk because the bunny said so! ( i have a pink striped shirt) My 1st lil girls is: I stole your car with a street bum. My second lil girls is: I shot a dog on live t.v at tiffany's cause I got drunk!!! 2nd is the funniest (she got on a red and orange striped shirt)
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2014-09-26 11:50:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I stole a can of beer cause I got drunk because the bunny said so! ( i have a pink striped shirt) My 1st lil girls is: I stole your car with a street bum. My second lil girls is: I shot a dog on live t.v at tiffany's cause I got drunk!!! 2nd is the funniest (she got on a red and orange striped shirt)
2007-09-29 13:47:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I robbed a fat lady on a golf course!
LOL!
That's cute!
For grins, try this -- Your Star Wars Name
First 3 letters of your first name plus the first 2 letters of your last name equal your Star Wars first name
The first two letters of your Mom's maiden name plus the first 3 letters of the city where you were born equals your Star Wars last name.
The last 3 letters of your last name reversed plus the name of the first car you drove/owned, then add the word "of" and tack on the name of the last medication you took and you have your Star Wars title.
I am Katbu Whwac, Truford of Echniacea
2007-09-29 10:41:18 · answer #5 · answered by kj 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There are a combination:
I robbed shoes while eating cookies.
I robbed shoes on a golf course.
I robbed shoes because I'm queen of the world.
Lol, I liked the third one best.
But they are all pretty weird. O.o
2007-10-03 10:35:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I robbed a 10 foot chicken while eating cookies.
My shirt's light gray, so closer to white!
Some could've been better, but it was worthwhile (I'm bored)! Something different from some tired jokes I see on here!
Star!
2007-09-29 10:33:29 · answer #7 · answered by Khamani says R.I.P. Sean Taylor 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I melted 3 queens with a street bum
2007-09-29 19:00:11 · answer #8 · answered by jennyforrich 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I danced a house cuz Im the queen of th world!
2007-09-29 15:58:42 · answer #9 · answered by The Boy Next Door 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I smashed 3 queens at noon.
2007-09-29 15:45:30 · answer #10 · answered by Scarlett12 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I danced a Crown because I'm queen of the world.
I'm not much of a dancer, but the second part is true!!! ^_^
2007-09-29 12:14:03 · answer #11 · answered by Red♥Boucy♥Ball 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋