Celebrity Computer Viruses
Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer.
Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.
Britney Spears virus: Your two 3.5 inch floppies turn into 36D floppies.
Lorena Bobbit virus: Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.
Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus: Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them.
Ellen Degeneres virus (AKA the Rosie virus): Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.
Titanic virus: Makes your computer go down.
Disney virus: Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
Prozac virus: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
Sharon Stone virus: Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there.
Tim Allen virus: Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact.
HBO virus: Runs the same programs over and over, week after week after week.
Woody Allen virus: Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card.
NFL Blackout virus: Will only let you run progams on a remote terminal that's more than 75 miles away.
Linda Tripp virus: Makes copies of your personal files and forwards them to the authorities.
Bill Clinton virus: Your computer displays only porn and emits cigar smoke.
Al Gore virus: Runs quietly in background mode but doesn't appear to really do much of anything.
Dick Vitale virus: Makes your computer very loud and obnoxious, detracting from the program you're actually trying to view.
Tonya Harding virus: Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons.
Joey Buttafuoco virus: Only attacks minor files.
Jerry Seinfeld virus: Program about nothing that exits when you're really enjoying it.
Pee Wee Herman virus: Exposes your confidential files to everyone.
AT&T virus: Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
2007-09-29 09:36:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1
2007-09-29 10:25:16 · answer #1 · answered by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-08-25 21:10:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! My favorite is the Lorena Bobbit virus!
2007-09-29 09:53:55 · answer #3 · answered by Starr 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! A star
2007-09-29 19:28:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha...
i like the Al Gore one and the Ellen Degeneres one
2007-09-29 12:02:06 · answer #5 · answered by jpopdaiisuki 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank -you my friend for the laugh
2007-09-29 10:14:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a virus a day.lol
2007-10-07 08:56:31 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...those were great!
Thanks for sharing!!!
Keep em' coming!!!
2007-09-29 11:40:41 · answer #8 · answered by Brownie12866 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they all were good but you used the funniest one first
2007-10-06 15:40:26 · answer #9 · answered by portsidepat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg to crazy ima star you
2007-09-30 12:57:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋