You can't read THIS and stay in a bad mood!
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path.
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's.
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick.
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
2007-09-29 09:32:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?? you get a rabbit with a big hole in it.
what do you call a cowboy with no girlfriend??? Homeless
2007-09-30 03:38:04 · answer #1 · answered by Just try to touch my hat 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh it reminds me of this: What did one candle say to the other? Are you going out tonight? How many meals to maths teachers eat? Three square meals What do ghosts eat? Spooghetty
2016-04-06 07:10:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmm...not bad at all. Can I steal a couple of these to use in my stand-up act?
2007-09-29 09:39:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nacho Cheese! HA! ROTF! Nacho Cheese! Ha. ha! ROTF!
HA! HA! ROTF, nacho cheese!
Those were (all) so cute--
here's one to add: Is that a U-boat?
No, that is not my boat!
2007-09-29 12:53:23 · answer #4 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cool I'm answering this so it stays in my avatar!
2007-09-29 10:25:02 · answer #5 · answered by HAWKEYE 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not much of a question, but brilliant all the same. :D
2007-09-29 09:37:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
707.lol
2007-09-29 09:47:58 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, they were really funny, i think that number 14 and number 15 were the best. thanks for a laugh.
2007-09-29 10:00:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man, those made me laugh!
2007-09-30 07:13:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL THOSE ARE HILARIOUS!!! i like the blind one and the last one. hahaha
2007-09-29 09:42:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋