A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars.
The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy.
'What the heck are you doing ?' he asks the drunk.
'I'm looking for my car, and I can't find it.' he replies.
'So how does feeling the roof help you ?' asks the puzzled manager.
'Well,' replies the drunk earnestly, 'MY car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof!'.
2007-09-29 09:05:35 · 7 answers · asked by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha..i seen this joke before, hey chucky are you getting these jokes from the same source or what? shh! :-D
ps: by the way Andy Barkley called and told me to tell you that Andy wants to play hide and seek game. lol
2007-09-29 09:12:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-29 20:46:54 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahah nice chuck
2007-09-29 16:30:11 · answer #3 · answered by Stace! 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
like it
2007-09-30 10:07:21 · answer #4 · answered by freddy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
rotflmao that is soooooo funny wait till i tell my cop friend that, he will think it is funny too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-09-29 16:12:03 · answer #5 · answered by princessandrea82 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
made me cry
2007-09-29 16:09:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
hahahahah!!!!!
2007-09-29 16:12:47 · answer #7 · answered by Distance Runner 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋