Maybe he is just sitting around with a bag of popcorn watching the souls in the lake of fire
2007-09-29 08:45:33 · 15 answers · asked by lindsey p 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
suigeneris: I would certainly hope he isn't in hell, because that's where I'm going
2007-09-29 08:48:35 · update #1
Great, so you guys are saying that now I have to convert to Christianity to avoid going to hell? Because wherever Jerry Falwell is, I want to go to the other place
2007-09-29 08:50:34 · update #2
SUCH A SHAME! YOU ARE ALL HAVING A GOOD TIME "JUDGING" JERRY FALWELL, Aren't You?
DID YOU KNOW THAT GOD SAYS: "JUDGE NOT, LEST YE BE JUDGED"? < Meaning> Now, YOU Will Be Judged By God, FOR JUDGING HIM, Like THAT.......
"GOD IS NOT MOCKED...Whatsoever A Man Soweth, THAT Will HE Also Reap." ............
This Is One Of God's Promises for those who Have "no" convictions and DO NOT CARE WHOM THEY SCORN.........You know what? God Loves You in spite of your faults! He's a Wonderful Heavenly Father. (smile).....Jerry Falwell was a Great Man of God, and WON MANY SOULS TO JESUS CHRIST. >> THEY ARE IN HEAVEN TODAY, BECAUSE OF JERRY FALWELL! " Praise God".
2007-09-29 09:17:00 · answer #1 · answered by minnetta c 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
If heaven existed I would seriously doubt Jerry Falwell ever saw it.
2007-09-29 08:49:05 · answer #2 · answered by t_rex_is_mad 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's sitting around watching the souls in the lake of fire, but he has a bucket of chicken wings instead of a bag of popcorn.
2007-09-29 08:50:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is how much I followed Falwell's teachings: I didn't know he was dead until today.
I don't think that humans can see hell from heaven.
2007-09-29 10:10:39 · answer #4 · answered by The Apple Chick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or perhaps he's in *hell*..... watching Jenny Craig and Weight Watcher's commercials for all eternity....
Or... seeing a ocean of 'All-you-can-eat' buffet passing him by but being out of reach.
Talk about the sin of glutiny.... see how friggin' fat he got off the donations of other's??
2007-09-29 12:21:55 · answer #5 · answered by stevemeister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is the Popcorn in the lake of Fire.
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2007-09-29 08:51:02 · answer #6 · answered by Mithrianity 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If there really were a just god, Fallwell would be getting bummed by hosts of well-hung demons, working in shifts.
CD
2007-09-29 08:49:43 · answer #7 · answered by Super Atheist 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Who says he is in heaven?
2007-09-29 08:47:35 · answer #8 · answered by suigeneris-impetus 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He is helping Tammy Fay with her make up!
2007-09-29 08:48:54 · answer #9 · answered by GiGi 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I assume he is now receiving missionary lessons.
2007-09-29 08:48:48 · answer #10 · answered by Isolde 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋