WW III
Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"
The barman said, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"
Bush said, "We're planning World War III."
The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"
Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Afghans!"
2007-09-29 08:22:41 · 13 answers · asked by sweetxoblivion 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love it! Here's a star!!!
2007-09-29 08:25:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
World War 1: 1)Franc Ferdinand Asassinated by Serbian Sparking World War 1 2)Germany march into Belgium, Britain declare war on Germany 3)German's U-2 submarines sink U.S.S Lusitania 4)Zimmerman notes Brought the U.S into war 5)Treaty of Versaille ended World War 1 World War 2: 1)Germany invade Poland sparking World War 2 2)Japan attack Pearl Harbor bringing the U.S into WW2 3)Japanese Internment camp, All Japanese in America were sent to camp during the war 4)D-Day Allies break into Europe 5)Atomic Bomb dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki completely destroying the citys.
2016-05-17 04:44:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK joke but, who among doesn't care about other people's lives. Are we so mundane that other Innocent people don't count. in our minds, who should live and who should die. Who are we to determine whose lives are so insignificant. that they aren't even considered human, that their government wrong us so we have a right to kill everybody period.
almost everybody in the world hates people from the USA. are they right in their conclusions, because our government does things that will help their pocket books. Our government doesn't care about our own troops and people as long as they are not wrong about their decisions and it doesn't hurt their legacy.
this is not a sports competition or a game where somebody wins. this is real and will have every lasting results to our future. I wonder how many young people right now worry about where their children might be someday or what may become of their future. this is all real, not a video game or a thing that you can just say is right. if you are not ready to go to war by enlisting in the service to prove your beliefs. then whats up?????????
2007-09-29 11:08:02 · answer #3 · answered by lek 5 · 1⤊ 5⤋
Mwahhh hah hah hah
2007-09-29 08:34:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool that must have tooken alot of work for you to thinks about all of that
thanks alot!
2007-09-29 10:36:39 · answer #5 · answered by dude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it wasn't so true, this would be funny (although it is funny. Have a star)
2007-09-29 09:50:35 · answer #6 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
How sad but true
2007-09-29 08:26:31 · answer #7 · answered by jean 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Good one!
2007-09-29 08:26:01 · answer #8 · answered by Someone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres star for u.. its so true.. we never see the obvious...
2007-09-29 09:09:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow
2007-09-29 08:25:24 · answer #10 · answered by Tanya:) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋