Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the **** out of you.
Men are like ....... Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like ....... Vacations ...... They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like ....... Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like ....... Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars ..... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like ....... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like ....... Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like ....... Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like ....... Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like ...... Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like ....... Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like ....... Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are gay.
2007-09-29 07:38:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg ^0^...
ima worship you now <33
men ARE like that -_-"...
some of them 0_0...
at least the ones i know...
lolx...XD
2007-09-29 12:30:11 · answer #1 · answered by jpopdaiisuki 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, that last one makes no sense, it should be
Men are like parking spots all the good ones are taken the rest are handicapped.
(Never heard of a gay parking space)
2007-09-29 15:38:11 · answer #2 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the one about vacations. Awesome
2007-09-29 15:28:49 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men are like ....... Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
xD
2007-09-29 15:03:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-29 15:20:57 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am very offended, bt still star funni looooool!
2007-09-29 14:42:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! Those are so funny and unbelievably true. Star!
2007-09-29 14:42:57 · answer #7 · answered by SiSi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!You must be very witty to come up have with those!
They are hilarious (LOL)!
I love it.
2007-09-29 14:57:49 · answer #8 · answered by Lady Luck 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
men are likable.lol
2007-09-29 15:08:22 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know how to drown a women?
Glue a mirror to the bottom of the swimming pool....
2007-09-29 14:42:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋