3 men of religion are sitting by a cliff talking. one is christian, one is arabic and one is a rabbi. What appears to be God comes down and says; "if you faith is strong enough, you will jump off that cliff and declair your faith in me and before you land on the rocks below, one of my angels will swoop down and save you" So the christian goes first, as he jumps, he yells: "you are my savior,lord jesus, and I love you!" And as promised an angel swoops down and saves him. The Arabic man goes next, "Allah, all my love and faith to you" he yells as he jumps over, and another swoops down to save him. Finally the rabbi goes and as he jumps declairs his devotion, but nothing happens, he barely has time to do it again, louder, but nothing happens and he crashes onto the rocks below. Just then another angel appears beside the being thought to be God and says" Adolph, you're such a dick!
2007-09-29 07:17:10 · 4 answers · asked by Snakebite 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That can't be right.
2007-09-29 07:27:05 · answer #1 · answered by Mark F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-09-29 14:30:57 · answer #2 · answered by Widgi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man,that is so funny!
2007-09-29 16:13:24 · answer #3 · answered by Lady Luck 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-09-29 14:23:45 · answer #4 · answered by Don 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋