1) A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there.
They didn't want their son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him, "The men with really big ***** and the girls with really, really big boobs are both really, really dumb people."
When they got to the beach they split up. Later the mother saw the son and asked where his dad was.
The boy said, ''Well, the last time I saw him he was talking to this really, really, dumb female, and the longer they talked, the dumber he got.''
2) 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
a. female...Any part under a car's hood.
b. male...The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
a. female...Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
b. male...Playing any sport without a "cup."
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
a. female...The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
b. male...Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
4. BUTT (but) n.
a. female...The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
b. male...What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.
5. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n
a. female...A desire to get married and raise a family.
b. male...Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
6. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
a. female...A good movie, concert, play or book.
b. male...Anything that can be done while drinking.
7. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
a. female...An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
b. male...An endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding.
8. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
a. female...The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
b. male...Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
9. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
a. female...A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
b. male...A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 2 1/2 minutes.
10. FOOTBALL (fut-bol) n.
a. female...An annoying 6 month long competition for a partner's attention.
b. male...6 months off from spending time with what's her name.
2007-09-29 07:15:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Both of them are really,really funny.Great Job!
You totally get a star!
2007-09-29 09:29:15 · answer #1 · answered by Lady Luck 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao! I like the dumber joke. Those are funny. Have a star.
2007-09-29 07:19:08 · answer #2 · answered by skrdude8389 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the second one better, but both are good. Have a star. :-)
2007-09-29 08:25:11 · answer #3 · answered by Tawariel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that , I am not married and don't have Gf ... but I think those are true .. = P
2007-09-29 07:20:50 · answer #4 · answered by Haitham Emad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Legen...wait for it...dary
Keep em' coming!!!
2007-09-29 07:18:02 · answer #5 · answered by Brownie12866 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-29 07:31:19 · answer #6 · answered by Don 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice...
2007-09-29 07:32:50 · answer #7 · answered by SiSi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahah.
BRAVO.
you get a star for that one..
2007-09-29 07:21:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am laughing sooo hard!! Thank you!!!
2007-09-29 08:03:16 · answer #9 · answered by Heyitsme 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it is not funny......
2007-09-29 07:18:26 · answer #10 · answered by ...... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋