A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
2007-09-29 07:11:28 · 10 answers · asked by puma 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Where are you getting these great jokes?
They are sooo hilarious!
LMFAO!
2007-09-29 09:31:55 · answer #1 · answered by Lady Luck 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
fun knee.lol
2007-09-29 09:02:40 · answer #2 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-29 07:16:06 · answer #3 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.
2007-09-29 07:31:37 · answer #4 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha, that really funney....lol...=]
Give me another one...plz
2007-09-29 07:15:18 · answer #5 · answered by elmo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I LOVE IT
2007-09-29 10:08:45 · answer #6 · answered by ghetoprincess21 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! ha! good one.....
2007-09-29 07:22:54 · answer #7 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one thanks for sharing. Have a star.
2007-09-29 07:15:28 · answer #8 · answered by Black 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh my!
2007-09-29 08:24:28 · answer #9 · answered by Tanya:) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent thanks
2007-09-29 07:24:21 · answer #10 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋