Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
2007-09-29 07:08:28 · 20 answers · asked by puma 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol Puma you're on a roll again tonight.Now what do you think could have happened to Bob?
Thanks Puma for the laugh really enjoyed it had a rough week behind me.xxxx
Have a star.
2007-09-29 10:04:20 · answer #1 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!! Not a ferrari but a scale, lol.!!! 10/10 lady.!!! Cheers again for a laugh.!!
2016-04-06 07:01:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow hilarious very funny.
2007-09-29 07:12:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was great
but 6 sec? lol
2007-09-29 16:11:06 · answer #4 · answered by G00NER 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent. I enjoyed those. Have a star. §§
2007-09-29 07:14:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is the funniest thing!
2007-09-29 09:41:47 · answer #6 · answered by Lady Luck 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she was a big ma ma ha!ha
2007-09-29 07:14:42 · answer #7 · answered by S Csparky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2007-09-29 09:03:10 · answer #8 · answered by drew c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG - THAT IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE EVER FANTASTIC.
2007-09-29 08:08:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe
2007-09-29 07:14:12 · answer #10 · answered by Don 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋