Last Will and Testament?

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Last Will and Testament?

A lawyer was reading the last will and testament of the deceased, to the heir's of his fortune.

"To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave the house and $2 million."

The lawyer continued, "To my beautiful daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going. I leave you the yacht, the business and $1 million."

The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me, and thought that I would never mention him in my will - well you are wrong once again.

Hi Dan!"

2007-09-29 06:15:26 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

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Very Funny.....i feel kinda bad for Dan tho...............

2007-09-29 06:27:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

LOL

I liked that one.

2007-09-29 07:24:34 · answer #2 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

hhahahahahahahahahahah

2007-09-29 07:04:14 · answer #3 · answered by Don 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋