Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever
2007-09-29 03:36:00 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like that one. Did you make that one up all by yourself?
2007-09-29 03:39:42 · answer #1 · answered by Peterbattahoggabatta 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
WIFE-1st Year....Women Invited For Entertainment
5th Year....Without Information Flirting Everybody
10th Year.....Worries Invited For Ever
15th Year.....Worth Investment For Earning
2007-09-29 04:44:21 · answer #2 · answered by IDEAL@ans 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A fellow tries to cross the Mexican border on a bicycle with two big bags balanced on his shoulders. The border guard asks, "What's in the bags?"
The fellow says, "Sand!"
The guard wants to examine them. The fellow gets off the bike, places the bags on the ground, opens them up, and the guard inspects...only to find sand. The fellow packs the sand into the bags, places them on his shoulders, and pedals the bike across the border.
Two weeks later, the same situation is repeated....
"What have you there?"
"Sand"
"We want to examine it."
Same results...nothing but sand and the fellow is on his way
again.
Every two weeks for a year the inspections continue.
Eventually, the border guard retires and one day he happens to see the guy downtown. He says to the fellow,
"Buddy, you drove me crazy. I know you were smuggling something. For 30 years I was a border guard and I thought I'd seen everything, but I was never been able to figure out what you were up to. I won't say anything, but what were you smuggling?"
The fellow says, "Bicycles."
2007-09-29 16:17:48 · answer #3 · answered by G00NER 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The break up letter, God's email and definition of wife and mother were just too good. Tomorrow morning the first thing i would be doing ofcourse after brushing my teeth would be telling them to my friends! You deserve lots of stars! Ok my Character map isnt allowing me to copy stars, so please adjust with these hearts! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥... LOL God knows how many thumbs down i'll get for this one! Anyway, Cheers! :) Rudra
2016-04-06 06:51:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for sharing this one with us, "Funny Bloke"!!! This joke is as brilliant as the star I'm giving you!
And by the way... I'll take the wife's side! Though, no offense to you, if you happen to be married. LOL!
2007-09-29 06:13:56 · answer #5 · answered by ✿Donna❀ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey
lol funny tht's nice did u make it by ur self? put some more husband-wife jokes if u got any bye
2007-09-29 10:30:48 · answer #6 · answered by indianbeauty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol.
Which one is the funnier, the husband's or the wife's?.
I have to say both of them are right, but I'll go with the woman's answer because I'm a woman........that's acceptable isn't it?.
Thanks for sharing.
2007-09-29 04:19:16 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a star ur way....but frm this...both wht matters is both are happy in their own descriptions....fine lets wish all the couples a very happy married life !
2007-09-30 02:48:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your avtaar is really gooooooooooood. Funny joke . Hehaaa Haa haa......
2007-09-29 03:46:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol like it star 4 that
2007-09-29 04:49:13 · answer #10 · answered by kim d 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I agree with the second definition which is why I am contemplating a divorce.
2007-09-29 03:39:52 · answer #11 · answered by Blue Eyes 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋