One day a man is looking for his golf shoes. When he looks under his bed, he finds a shoebox with 3 eggs,$28 dollars in quarters and a roll of cash with 3,500 wrapped in a rubber band.
He asks his wife "Honey what is with the shoebox with the eggs and the money?"
The wife breaks down and tells the husband, "Everytime I have cheated on you, I placed an egg in the shoebox."
The husband contemplates this for a moment then states "I am hurt, but we have been married for 32 years, so I suppose 3 indiscrections in that many years can be forgiven."
Then the man asks, "But what is the cash for?"
The wife states "Everytime I collected a dozen, I sold them for a quarter."
Peace=)
2007-09-29 03:13:24 · 9 answers · asked by andrew c 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO...she was a busy lady but shouldnt he have notice what was going on during the 32yrs IMO =) still very funny thou =)
2007-09-30 12:31:30 · answer #1 · answered by geminibubbles 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Horrible for the man but very funny joke.
2007-09-29 10:16:47 · answer #2 · answered by jcb2387 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Heard it before, bit it's funny!
2007-09-29 11:26:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha, thats a good one...I'm going to have to steal it from you
2007-09-29 10:17:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
That is one busy lady.
2007-09-29 10:17:22 · answer #5 · answered by Angel Unaware 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
How funny....But the husband's rich now!!
2007-09-29 10:16:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
nice one.
2007-09-29 10:16:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
that was pretty good. rude but good :)
2007-09-29 10:16:16 · answer #8 · answered by s2 xo Dana 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
an oldie but a goodie. thanks
2007-09-29 10:37:42 · answer #9 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋