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i didn't really believe people that said Bush was an idiot until yesterday, an assh*le, yes, but not stupid. then i saw the clip of Bush on the Daily Show saying that "childrens learn better" under No Child Left Behind. people say ROFL online metaphorically, in this case it was not a metaphor, i was actually rolling on the floor laughing.

2007-09-28 16:46:46 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

P.S. i have an IQ in the mid 130s, 140 is considered genius.

2007-09-28 17:02:51 · update #1

"Do you have a Master's Degree from an Ivy League University?"
no, but i know the plural form of the word "child", you waste of sperm.

2007-09-28 17:04:55 · update #2

"Hey genius, why stop at smarter, on Y!A you can claim you are wealthy and good looking too! I'm just surprised you aren't blaming somebody else that you're pushing shopping carts for a living. "
well because i actually am smarter than Bush. as far as good looking i ain't too shabby, i give myself a 7.

2007-09-29 04:38:56 · update #3

"Am I to understand that you are also a great public speaker besides being a bag boy."
hmmm . . . 147 IQ but don't know how to use a question mark, kinda like being the president of the United States and saying "childrens".

2007-10-02 11:01:52 · update #4

29 answers

Yes, people don't really believe that you can have an Ivy League education and still be incompetent. Perfect example: Bush. I am a senior in high school, and I am taking AP Government and Politics. Right now, we are studying Locke, Mills, Dewey, and Burke. Yale is the university that approves our curriculum because it is an advanced placement course. I am literally taking the same government course that Bush failed TWICE while in college. 19th century idealisms don't change. He failed Locke, I passed Locke....

His No Child Left Behind Act is a complete waste. Yes, public education may need an upgrade, but this Act isn't working. Pushing shopping carts is not a glamorous job, but at least you are making an honest living. A lot more than we can say about a lot of political positions.

2007-09-28 17:03:02 · answer #1 · answered by Senator D*L*P™ 5 · 3 3

An IQ of 130 and you push shopping carts, yes I would say you are almost a genius, maybe if you get your IQ up another 10 points they will let you mop the floors.

GWB makes more in one hour than you make all year, not bad for an idiot.

2007-09-29 00:24:25 · answer #2 · answered by justgetitright 7 · 0 2

Hey genius, why stop at smarter, on Y!A you can claim you are wealthy and good looking too! I'm just surprised you aren't blaming somebody else that you're pushing shopping carts for a living.

2007-09-29 00:59:25 · answer #3 · answered by T D 5 · 1 2

GWB wouldn't have a job at McDonald's today if it wasn't for his daddy's money and influence. He's never had a day in his life where he wasn't pampered, taken care of or made decisions for him to cover his sorry butt. Have pity on him, he is the child left behind. Or, he is the jackass left behind. Either way, I'm just kidding about the part about having pity on him. Although pity is a great way to insult people. LOL, You get my drift, right?
Congrats on your I.Q. I have an I.Q of 160 and I still ramble.
Stay humble. You're making an honest living. That's more than I or anyone could say about the president and V.P we have today. Only those with low I.Q's confuse the job one has with intelligence or the money one makes with intelligence. There's alot of college degrees walking around thinking they are intelligent yet they don't know how to critically think because they majored in something dumb like business. Any one with any kind of intelligence knows that getting a degree in business is a total waste of time, energy and money.

2007-09-29 00:22:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

GW has never had a job that his Daddy's influential friends didn't provide. that's how he ended up in the Oval Office in the first place. little brother Jeb (then governor of Fl.) and Daddy's friends on the Supreme Court managed to squash the rights of the state of Florida, halt the vote recount and install George Jr in the Whitehouse. and then George Jr. hired all of Daddy's old friends from the Nixon era. fun stuff. huh?

PS. it's better to be an intelligent, decent and honest person pushing shopping carts than an evil smirking spoiled brat with a stupid self aggrandizing penchant for world domination.

2007-09-28 23:55:40 · answer #5 · answered by nebtet 6 · 5 2

Do you have a Master's Degree from an Ivy League University?
You call me a waste of sperm because you didn't like my answer. My IQ is 147 if that means anything to your measly 130. So what does that make you my evil-tempered little fiend?

Am I to understand that you are also a great public speaker besides being a bag boy. We bow to your putritude.

Nebtet you really didn't pay much attention in history class did you?

2007-09-28 23:51:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 4

Well, DAH!
Of course it's disconcerting, even a two year old is smarter than George Bush!
But, try and impeach the idiot and see how far you get.
Oh, I forgot, this is America where the majority of it's citizens are also idiots!!!
They him let get it to the oval office, didn't they?

2007-09-29 00:01:30 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 3 2

Obviously, you are. One, nice grammar and punctuation. Two, you get your news from the Daily Show, which everyone knows is true news coverage. Three, you can remember the quote verbatum. Yes, you ARE a genius.

2007-09-29 00:09:46 · answer #8 · answered by m 4 · 0 2

Are you homeless and push the cart, or do you collect them up in the parking lot and return them to the store.
A guy that lives down the road from me is a Doctor. Fairly smart guy I assume. He keeps chickens i his kitchen cabinets, and a pig in his spare bedroom.

Just because your smart, doesn't qualify you to be president

2007-09-29 00:23:55 · answer #9 · answered by Jon 5 · 1 2

Anyone who watches the Daily Show has a higher IQ than people who voted for Bush.

2007-09-28 23:50:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4 4

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