ok so do men get periods too?

Question

ok so like on the instruction sheet in the box of tampons it says something about men getting their periods...WTF? do they??

Answer 1

Absolutely men have periods! They just taper off in the early 20's.Not everyone gets them and it's not 28 days but more like 6 weeks.What happens is when mainly teen males don't masturbate,their bodies produce more semen than can be contained.The result is a several days long episode of...incidents! As proof,have you ever noticed that teenage males tend to slump way back in their chairs? It's because they are on their cycle and it's too uncomfortable to sit straight.Have you noticed them being moody and withdrawn..it's the cycle. Have you ladies ever experienced going to a movie with a guy whose known to be quite decent but when the lights go down,he turns into an octopus? He's on his cycle;he's not himself!
In fact,men are so out of touch when the Cycle hits that they will vehemently deny that any such thing exists.They will say anything to gain a womans 'favour' during this fevered time! Don't let them near you and what ever you do,no matter how much they plead,do not handle them in any way! Your future just might depend on it!

Answer 2

“Do men have periods? Obviously not, considering they lack a uterus
and the other pipes necessary for that monthly female event. But ask
any woman if her male partner has monthly PMS and you'll get an
emphatic yes. These women even have the days marked on the calendar
when their hubbies start the classic bloating, sensitivity, cravings
for strange food, and overall bitchy behavior.”
“Now, ask a man if he has PMS and he'll most likely look at you as if
you've been watching too much Oprah. But occasionally a few rare men
will fess up and admit that during a certain time each month -- and
for no good reason -- they feel out of sorts?maybe even a little blue
or sensitive. Some even report to having changes in their facial hair
or sensitivity to smells.

Maybe men do have PMS, which I like to call MMS (Monthly Male
Syndrome). Or maybe these men are just trying to arm-wrestle their way
into women's five-day license for a bad attitude, but it's doubtful --
I mean, when have you ever heard a man admit to sensitivity?”

Answer 3

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Answer 4

Sounds like an import with a poor translation! NO men do not have periods. That is a female only experience.

Answer 5

Not sure what to call it but men definitely go through some type of hormonel cycle every 28 days just like women. We as men are too uptight to acknowledge it but it does exist.

Answer 6

Its not the same thing, no, but men do go through a cycle to clean out your reproductive system. If you aren't sexually active or you don't masturbate then you will have wet dreams. This is your body's natural process for cleaning out your reproductive system. This is why it could be considered a "period".

Answer 7

No, men do not get periods.

Answer 8

i wish men got there periods

Answer 9

no. Whoever wrote that is probably a REALLY ignorant woman. Men do not get periods.

Answer 10

Yo have periods, you need a uterus, ovaries and fallopian tubes.

These are only found in women.