do you know any yo mamma jokes?

Answer 1

Yo Mamma So Fat, that when a Whale saw her, It started to sing "We Are Family" "your brother" "your sister" "And Me"

lol thats the only one i can remember

Answer 2

This is kind of a Yo Mamma joke.

Two friends, a Hispanic and an African American, opened a Mexican restaurant. They decided to call it "Nacho Mama"

Answer 3

Yo Mamma so stupid that she picks the W's out of M&M's

Answer 4

Yo Momma so stupid, she sits on a TV and watches a couch.

Yo Momma so fat, she sat on Wal-Mart and lowered the prices.

Yo Momma so fat, she went to a hotel and asked for a water bed, so they threw a blanket over the ocean.

Yo Momma so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said 'To Be Continued.'

Yo Momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was no the scale.

Yo Momma so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo Momma so poor I saw her kickin a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing and she said, "Moving."

Yo Momma so dirty, I had to wipe my feet to go outside.

Answer 5

Yeah,
Youre momma's so fat she jumped in the ocean and whales started singing, "We are Family"
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, "Guess" so she said, "Levi's."
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own zip code.
These are sad and mean

Answer 6

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up.
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for their new world.
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop.
Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn".
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in.
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

lol XD

Answer 7

yo mamma's so fat she put on an orange bib and a partially blind man hailed her when she was crossing the road.

yo mammas so fat she fell of both sides of the bed

mammas so fat she got stuck falling down the grand canyon

Answer 8

ohyes me and my friends do them all the time to each other..(ha there not real funny though) yo mommas so fat that:
-when she goes in the bathtub, all the water over flows.
-when her beeper goes off, people think shes backkin up
-when shes wearing her yellow coat, the kids think theyve missed the school bus
-when she goes swimming in the the ocean, she creats a sunami (sp?)
-she has more chins then a chinese phonebook (sorry if thats offensive to anyone)
uhh theres way more but thats all i can think of right now

Answer 9

I do, but they're way too outdated and have been heard a billion times already.

Okay, one: Yo mama so fat she went to McDonald's and everybody went outside to watch the sign change. Ha, ha.

Answer 10

when yo mamma gave birth to you, the doctor slapped her instead!