in case i wanted to have an early dinner. it is now 5:40 and still no hubby. should i be a good wife and wait? or eat now and continue on P&S.
2007-09-28 10:41:20 · 26 answers · asked by frostbite 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes! Now THIS is my field of expertise. Proceed as follows:
1. You must not, under any circumstances eat any of the dinner without him.
2. Even if you're starving .... half of a PB&J will have to do.
3. When he gets home, ask nicely where he's been.
4. If his answer is acceptable, serve dinner graciously (as you normally would, of course.) Eat with him as though nothing's happened.... and forget his tardiness. All's well that ends well.
5. If, however, his answer sucks..... dump the entire thing in his lap, while calmly saying "Dinner is served, Dear." Then, continue on P&S.
Note: To have the proper impact, It must be the entire dinner - not half (which is why you must not eat now, you see.)
FAQs:
What if you're still hungry?
You still have the other half of your PB&J. (Wash it down with a double shot of something, and you'll be fine.) .Or....
Make up for it with a lovely breakfast (for one) in the morning, and let HIM have the other half of the PB&J.
Isn't this a waste of a good dinner?
Yes, in a way..... but, define waste. If you feel better, it was worth it. after all. Wasn't it ?
Is this all a big joke?
Whatever! As long as it helps fill in the time 'til he gets home.
2007-09-28 20:26:41 · answer #1 · answered by 1staricy2nite 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just wait on him and of course continue on Yahoo Answers P&S! Best Wishes and I hope your night gets better!
2007-09-28 18:35:47 · answer #2 · answered by lisababyg ♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nibble and continue on P&S. When he finally gets there you'll still have some left to sit and eat with him, but he'll also notice you've been dining with someone else. If you choose to tell him it's us, well...
2007-09-28 17:46:04 · answer #3 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
call the man, maybe he got held up and couldn't call you..... OR if this is a common occurrence, just eat without him... Talk to him, not us, if this is an issue in your marriage. We're only getting one side and he might have a perfectly good excuse. Good luck
2007-09-28 21:25:12 · answer #4 · answered by roj 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you're hungry, eat. Leave him a plate in the microwave. But first call him and make sure he's okay.
2007-09-28 17:44:10 · answer #5 · answered by neve_freak2001 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would eat now and continue on P&S.
2007-09-28 21:19:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat out with me at the steak house...I'll give you some good beef:)
2007-09-28 17:45:51 · answer #7 · answered by Big Meat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat now and continue on P&S TILL YOU HIT YOUR DAILY LIMIT!!
2007-09-28 17:44:01 · answer #8 · answered by ~*LilDebbie=BigDeborah*~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give him a jingle on his cell and if no answer, I say eat and play on Answers! Men!!
2007-09-28 17:49:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
**** that **** u better eat ur food then go out with some of ur friends and leave him to fend for himself!
2007-09-28 17:44:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋