1994 Cowboys vs. 2007 New England Pats? We've been debating in my office. Side question L.Taylor jacked up on coke vs. Rosie O'donnell on the rag?
2007-09-28 09:04:22 · 15 answers · asked by Billy C 1 in Sports ➔ Football (American)
Cowboys and Rosie O'Donnell. Even LT wouldn't touch her...
2007-09-28 09:18:41 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Baw 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Ok, we know who the '94 Cowboys were and who they beat and how good they were.
What do we know about the 2007 Patriots?
That they beat 1 mediocre and 2 bad teams, none of which is above #22 in any major category, including the the Bills who are last in every category except total offense where they are #31.
I'm sorry but I am not sold on the Patriots until they beat a qualtity team. The win over the NorvTurners wasn't terribly impressive considering Grandpa almost put up as many points on them.
'94 Cowboys win. '07 Cowboys probably will also.
2007-09-28 09:21:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I'll go with the 94 Cowboys. Both teams are equal in most respects, but the 'boys are far superior at RB with Emmitt & Moose Johnston, & in the O-line. With those 2 elements in addition to Aikman & the Playmaker, they were able to control the ball for longer periods of time & wear defenses down. It would be a great game, but I would see Dallas breaking open a close contest with 2 scores in the 4th to win 27-14.
As for LT vs Rosie O'Doughnuts, both are absolutely terrifying, but I'll give the edge to LT. Most other men would cower in fear, but a coked up LT was totally out of his mind. He'd overpower Rosie even if he was mortally wounded in the process.
2007-09-28 09:47:33 · answer #3 · answered by Joboo 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ha, great would you rather at the end. I'll take the Pats. I am biased though because i hated that Cowboys team.
as far as the last part, I think Rosie would be more terrifying, you would end up rocking in the corner of the room with blood flowing from your ears before she ever touched you. ha, great question.
2007-09-28 09:26:44 · answer #4 · answered by irish398 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
First, I think the2007 Pats have to win the super bowl for this question to be legit. But, lets just assume that the Pats win the SB this year.
QB-Pats
RB-Cowboys
O Line-close, but Cowboys
WR's-Pats...but close again if you count tight ends as recievers
Defense-Cowboys...but close again
Special Teams-Tie..Cowboys didn't have Prime Time yet.
Winner-Cowboys...but that may change after I see what the Pats do the rest of this season.
As for your other question, I would sell my car for the chance to see a smack crazed LT destroy that fat worthless c*nt
2007-09-28 09:18:37 · answer #5 · answered by Swayze 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
im picking the 94 cowboys only because they had the biggest and baddest off line around, and as we all know it all starts at the line
as for a coked out lt vs rosie odonnell on the rag in a fight to the death it all boils down to whos hungrier so i give odonnell the win cause you can just look at her and see how hungry she is
2007-09-28 09:32:33 · answer #6 · answered by eyesinthedrk 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Da Boyz. Too much for the Pats although it might be a bit of a shootout. As for question 2, Rosie hands down! Who knows what LT might see on that coke binge (illusions), but with Rosie as the baseline, he'd probably run and hide!
2007-09-28 09:13:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Good one. I say the Cowboys. They would have a better running game what with Emmitt in the backfield. Are you kidding me? LT would beat the s**t outta Rosie!
2007-09-28 09:20:00 · answer #8 · answered by B 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Cowboys and for sh it's sake, I hope nobody ever has to know for sure that Rosie is on the rag.....
as if she wasn't disgusting enough already
2007-09-28 09:11:57 · answer #9 · answered by retired 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE SERIOUS THE 2007 PATRIOTS WOULD KILL THE 94 COWGIRLS THINK HOW OLD THEM FARTS WOULD BE NOW
2007-09-28 13:23:23 · answer #10 · answered by poppa bear 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋