Well...you technically don't need us for reproduction anymore...
But we can lift pretty heavy things a lot easier than you, and we can reach the top shelves in the house without a step ladder...and when it comes to...(censored to avoid account deletion) ...we're much better than a (censored) in some ways that a (censored) cannot duplicate as well as our own God-given (censored) with as "realistic" a feeling and human interactive "loveness" that still counts for something...especially if we're skilled (and I am)...and it's difficult to (censored) together with a mechanical device...so...yeah...we still got a little bit of an edge over a (censored)...but you can't sell us at a tupperware party...so...
I mean... a (censored) cannot look you in the eyes with glassy, lustful passion and love, and provide a supplemental income...I could on and on about the advantages of us guys...but...
You definitely don't need us for reproduction anymore...and that kinda' makes some guys I know nervous, cause that is a big plus on our side that has now disappeared, and it's only a matter of time before the woman of the world revolt, and rid the world of us wretched males, or turn us into slaves instead of the cows (moo!) that we once were, but now we're just human "stepladders" and furniture movers...(sniffles)
LOL...hee hee...you asked...How's that for "expression...?"
2007-09-28 21:41:53
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answered by Anonymous
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The fearless way we chase mice, squash spiders and clear out clogged toilets & drains.
The way we pretend to know something about cars and other things mechanical.
The way we are never scared to go downstairs and investigate that noise or scraped up that road-kill and dispose of it.
and lastly..... the way we look at you after we see our baby for the the first time.
2007-09-28 10:16:22
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answered by Ronatnyu 7
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at the start, i'm happy with you for serving in the army and so are thousands and thousands of persons. thank you. recommend you all pass to church. You and the infants pass and invite her to return (if she balks on the assumption). Get counseling from the minister if the others are actually not working nicely. You sound overwhelmed: -perhaps attempt some quiet time like numerous Saturday afternoon between lunch and meal time to furnish you each and every a smash. -sweetly ask for some thing you like and furnish some thing she needs like wash her vehicle to illustrate. -stop irritating approximately her taking your funds because of the fact maximum states will in basic terms provide her 0.5. -no, i don't think of she resents you getting injury. basically ask her sometime while grow to be she proudest of you. She'll possibly inform you. -attempt to remedy your marital mess one merchandise at a time, sooner or later at a time, one week or month at a time. enable her be precise 0.5 of the time. occasion: "you're precise i grow to be late" - which will stop the argument in case you are able to agree along with her each and every time plausible. -the two one in each and every of you watch Dr. Phil's coach many times going on in case you are able to and notice his internet site. -do not in basic terms matter on her to validate you. additionally, study inspirational issues and hear Christian radio courses and television like Joel Osteen (he has a internet site, too). courtroom her flirt along with her call her pass over Universe, Babydoll, My cherished pamper her carry her tea tell her the way you savor her being there for you on your disease rub her neck for her inspire her to have a interest like quilting be a exhilaration to her existence provide her loose time to get her hair accomplished or pass to a girl pal exhilaration to you! God bless...
2016-10-20 05:56:32
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answered by ? 4
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Our tolerance. Of shopping sprees. Of crazy ideas. Of whims and fancies. Of being late. Of irrationality. Of chatter. Of offence. Of not getting it when we want it. Of ... women!
2007-09-28 09:03:00
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answered by Always Hopeful 6
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Since momma taught me that my own two hands could do the same thing...all I really miss is the weight of their bodies.
2007-09-28 09:02:31
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answered by Madam Naka 7
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We need men to do the heavy lifting in life :)
2007-09-28 09:00:41
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answered by Dylanne 6
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Who said we can't live without them??
2007-09-28 09:01:01
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answered by Anonymous
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Well there's the obvious..
but there's also their strength..
and that feeling you get when he puts his arm around you and you feel protected and comforted..
2007-09-28 09:01:15
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answered by Anonymous
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Humor.
I don't know any girls that have the same humor as a guy, I love it.
2007-09-28 09:00:01
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answered by This Is Radio Clash 6
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Sperm. Seriously. If it weren't for the male's sperm contribution along with the women's egg we would be alive.
2007-09-28 09:01:35
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answered by Jayna 7
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